New Orleans Square

The Lands

The Haunted Mansion

• Opening music from the Haunted Mansion
• “Welcome, Foolish Mortals, to the Haunted Mansion.”
• “Is this haunted room actually stretching?”
• “This chamber has no windows, and no doors.”
• “And now, a carriage approaches.”
• “No flash pictures, please.”
• “Do not pull down on the safety bar: I will lower it for you.”
• “All of our ghosts have been dying to meet you. This one can hardly contain himself. Unfortunately, they all seem to be having trouble getting through.” (320K)
• “Perhaps Madame Leota can establish contact. She has a remarkable head for materializing the disembodied.” (297K)
• “Goblins and ghoulies, from last Halloween, awaken the spirits with your tamborine.”
• Sound Effect of “Leaping” ghosts
• “Now don’t close your eyes, and don’t try to hide, or a scary spook may sit by your side.”
• “Ah, there you are, and just in time. There’s a little matter I forgot to mention. Beware of hitchhiking ghosts!” (351K)
• “Please exit by stepping away from the car with your left foot first. Step out and stand on the moving platform, please.” [female] (144K)
• “Please exit by stepping away from the car with your left foot first. Step out and stand on the moving platform, please.” [male] (77K)
• “Hurry back... hurry back... Don’t forget to bring your death certificate.”
• “We have been unavoidably detained by friendly spirits. Remain seated in your doombuggy, please, and we will continue our tour momentarily.” (135K)
• “Playful ghosts have interrupted our tour. Please remain seated in your doom buggy. We will proceed in a moment.”

Pirates of the Carribean

• Some of the banjo music from the old man on the porch. (108K)
• “Sit closer together, and keep yer ruddy hands inboard. That be the best way to repel boarders. And mark well me words, mateys: Dead men tell no tales.” (153K)
• “No fear have ye of evil curses, says you?”
• “Psst, avast there! It be too late to alter course mateys, and there be plunderin’ pirates lurkin’ in every cove, waitin’ to board.” (131K)
• Some music from the Treasure Cove. (90K)
• “Perhaps ye knows too much. Ye’ve seen the cursed treasure. Ye knows where it be hidden. Now proceed at your own risk. These be the last friendly words you hear. You may not survive to pass this way again. Dead men tell now tales!” (315K)
• This is one of those really sour chords just after you leave the treasure rooms. (45K)
• Same as above, but with some of the accompanying music. (86K)
• “Fire At Will!”
• “Hike yer colours, you bloomin’ cockroachers! By thunder, we'll see you to Davy Jones!”
• “Pound ’em, lads!”
• “Hoist ’em Aloft Again, Matey!”
• “Do not tell him, Carlos! Don't be cheekin’.” (45K)
• “Shift yer cargo dearie, show ’em yer lar’board side.”
• “Strike yer colors, you brazen wench! No need to expose yer superstructure!”
• “I tell ya’ true, it’s sore I be to hoist me colors over the likes of that shy little wench. Keep a weather eye open, mateys. I be willin ta’ share, I be.” [The annoying sound in the background is the dog barking.] (194K)
• “Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirate’s life for me!”