Tomorrowland

The Lands

Adventure Thru Inner Space

• “You are about to begin your adventure through inner space. We hope this remarkable journey will bring you closer to the adventures experienced daily by men of science.”
• “For centuries, man had but his own two eyes to explore the wonders of his world. Then he invented the microscope, a mighty eye, and discovered a fantastic universe beyond the limits of his own meager sight.”

America Sings

• Intro. music for America Sings
• “Sometimes it was happy, sometimes it was sad.”
• “Pop Goes The Weasel!”
• “Don’t you believe it, sonny!”

Captain EO

• “So, we both admit to your stupidity.” (158k)
• “We are here to change the world” (131k)
• The whole introductory narration. (Starting from “The cosmos ...” and going through “a ragtag band led by the infamous Captain EO!”) (387k)
• “Gotta have a disguise.” (45k)
• The cabassa/shaker sound when Michael does his pelvic thrust (36k)
• “We’re goin in.” (23k)

Carousel of Progress

• “Yes sir, we’ve got all the latest things. Gas lamps, a telephone, and the latest design in cast iron stoves.”

Mission to Mars

• “In a few seconds we’ll have the picture it’s sending back so watch the side screens.”
• “Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re returning to Earth immediately!”

Monorail

• “For those of you who have just joined us, welcome aboard.”
• “Ten Four, Control.”

Monsanto’s House Of The Future

• “The floors on which you are walking, the gently sloping walls around you, and even the ceilings are made of plastics.”

Peoplemover

• Peoplemover ride music
• “We are now beginning a grand circle tour of Tomorrowland aboard the Peoplemover, the first system of its kind in the world”
• “Hello, I am C3P0, and this is my counterpart, R2D2 (Artoo chirps). Welcome to the Star Tours Tomorrowland spaceport.”
• “Warning! You have invaded the electronic realm of the master computer program. Prepare for the game grid of TRON”
• “You have escaped TRON’s game grid for now, users, but take heed: next time you may not fare so well.”

Space Mountain

• “Be extremely careful on Route 4066 where a giant black hole has opened up in the slow lane.” (68k)
• “Transmillenium! Guarantees delivery on time or else! Or else what? Or else they feel really bad?” (104k)
• “This fine piece of jewelry features a gem found only on the planet Zirconium.” (59k)
• Bossa Supernova (981k)
• Ghost Riders in the Sky (1.2mb)
• “Things were cheerier at Neptune Zoo where the first baby Garaxadon was born in captivity. The little fella gave them quite a scare when he broke free and ate 14 zoo employees, but he’s back in his cage now, and mother and baby are doing fine.” (171k)
• “Attention travelers. It’s Space Mountain Mission Control here. We’re T-minus real close to blast off and your rocket ship is almost ready for boarding.” (86k)
• “All personnel, clear the launch platform.”
• “Commence final pre-launch sequence.” (81k)
• An excerpt from the new ride music (135k)
• The entire soundtrack from the ride. (1.3mb)

Star Tours

• [chime] “Kuchana, Kuchana”
• “Star Tours announces the boarding of the Endor Express, nonstop star speeder service to the moon of Endor. All passengers, please prepare for immediate boarding.” (117k)
• The “commercial” for Endor. (347k)
• The “commercial” for Hoth. (342k)
• The “commercial” for Tatooine. (365k)
• The “commercial” for the Star Speeder 3000. (329k)
• “I’d rather go to the Spice Mines of Kessel than go back to Hoth.” (50k)
• “Transport 22, prepare for elevation to passenger boarding level.” (41k)
• “Attention please. Star Tours flight 1119, nonstop service to Endor, is now ready for boardng at gate number 1. All passengers, please proceed to the boarding area immediately.” (140k)
• “Get back to work before they deactivate you. ... Yes, I think they would.” (59k)
• One of the announcements made by the Mon Calamari from the booth. (90k)
• “Your attention please. All interplanetary travelers must have current passports and the necessary visas prior to leaving the spaceport.” (99k)
• “Attention please. All droids leaving the system must be cleared by customs control. Proof of ownership for all droid passengers. Proof of ownership! We droids are made to suffer such indignities!” (162k)
• “Departing Endor passenger Sacul, Mr. Egroeg Sacul. Please see the Star Tours agent at gate number 3.” (95k)
• “Star Tours announces the arrival of the Endor Express. Once we’ve had a chance to service the Star Speeder, we’ll begin our boarding procedures. Thank you.” (113k)
• “I just remembered, I hate space travel. You have a good time, though, R2.” (68k)
• “At this time, we’d like to board those passengers with droids, or anyone needing special assistance. Thank you.” (68k)
• “Transport 22, I’m getting a critical reading on your laser cannon. Shut down immediately.” (59k)
• “Attention please. Attention, please. There has been a disruption in the labor output of droids sector 2. All work is to resume immediately, or power disconect will be initiated.” (144k)
• “How should I know what’s wrong with the ship? I’m an interpreter, not an astromech.” (72k)
• “If this transport is the best, then why are we always repairing it?” (45k)
• “Hey, haven’t I seen you before? It seems like I’m always fixing this droid.” (68k)
• [Yawn] “These shutdown breaks are getting much too short.” (54k)
• “Attention please. Attention please. We are experiencing unusual behavior from G2 droids in sector 2. Maintenance units begin surveillance of all sector-2, G-2 droids.” (167k)
• “Look, there’s dad! Hi dad! Dad was a top Star Tours pilot until he took a ’crash course’ in Star Speeders, if you know what I mean. Now he’s a real basket case. Yep, that’s him all over. It’s a shame, too. He’s really gone to pieces.” (194k)
• “Don’t worry, this isn’t your navigator. I finished him hours ago.” (50k)
• “Let’s see, was I supposed to hook that up positive to positive or negative to negative? No, no, I’m positive it was negative to positive.” (99k)
• “Uh oh. I’d better get back to work. Just keep the line moving folks.”
• “Hi folks! I’m G2-4T. I run this operation.” (54k)
• “Some of you are probably wondering how many passengers are flying with Star Tours today. Well, let me see: 1, 2, 3, 4, do you want me to include you? Ok: 5, 6, uhh, stop back and check with me later. This could take a while” (198k)
• “Well, it’s break time. Wait! I didn’t mean that literally.” (86k)
• “Sensors continue to detect a decrease in production activities in droid sector 2. Shutdown procedures will begin in 60 seconds unless output increases immediately”
• “Hey, you over there! I’m talkin’ to you. Could you creatures please give me your undivided attention for a moment? Thank you” (90k)
• “What’s this? Do my sensors deceive me or are there really passengers? I hope the new star speeders run better than the one that brought me here. What a bucket of bolts!” [There’s more, but you get the idea.] (473k)
• “Pardon me, but you’ll have to check that excess baggage... Oh, I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t realize that was your husband.” (122k)
• “Hello. I am C3PO, human-cyborg relations. Welcome aboard the Star Speeder 3000.” (72k)
• “To fasten pull the strap out from the right side of the seat, and snap it into the console on your left.” (243k)
• “I have a very bad feeling about this!”
• “Ahhhhhhhh... We’ve Been Hit!”
• “I’ve always wanted to do this.”
• “I’m sure to do better next time. It was my first flight, and I’m still getting used to my programming.” (59k)

Submarine Voyage

• “This is the captain speaking. Welcome aboard.” (32k)
• “We are now under way and proceeding on a course that will take us on a voyage of exploration through liquid space. En route, we will pass below the polar ice cap, and then probe depths seldom seen by man.” (153k)
• “Our last frontier on the planet Earth.” (36k)
• “We can use equipment such as our solar hydrophone to actually hear the fish talk.”
• “These classic ruins could very well be the lost continent of Atlantis.”
• “Warning lights! We’ve reached maximum depth limit. Ease her back up to 80 fathoms. 8-0 fathoms. Aye-aye.” (95k)
• “Here, in this realm of eternal darkness, nature has provided her creatures with their own eerie luminescence.” (72k)
• “How many attempts have been made to claim the treasure that lies hidden in these rotting holds? A fortune in gold and jewels, safeguarded by these man-eating sharks, and other silent sentinals of the deep.” (149k)
• “Steer 3-0 degrees. Right rudder, 3-0 degrees. All ahead full. Steady as she goes” (108k)
• The “ping” of the submarine’s sonar. (27k)
• “Salvage operation ahead, sir. Divers to port and starboard.” (36k)
• “Something is causing these hallucinations. Or can it really be possible ...? Nah.” (90k)
• “Great Scott, you’re right! It is a sea serpent. Red Alert.” (45k)
• “I think we’ve been submerged too long. Stand by to surface.” (45k)

Tomorrowland Autopia

• “For you safety and the saftey of other drivers, please do not bump the car ahead of you.”